1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:24,943 --> 00:01:28,113 Come on, already. Do something. 3 00:01:57,226 --> 00:01:59,061 What the hell is this? 4 00:01:59,144 --> 00:02:01,396 What happened? Did I miss it? 5 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:03,273 Miss what? 6 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,397 Oh, the illegal cage match 7 00:02:04,441 --> 00:02:06,985 that you orchestrated between two mortal enemies? 8 00:02:07,069 --> 00:02:10,072 Relax. Nothing happened anyway. 9 00:02:10,989 --> 00:02:14,993 It's not about outcome, Ginger. It's about cheating. 10 00:02:15,661 --> 00:02:16,828 Oh. 11 00:02:16,912 --> 00:02:19,873 Yeah? Well, then you should have thought of that 12 00:02:19,957 --> 00:02:24,670 before all you guys got together to unload the two biggest duds on me. 13 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:27,422 You have two seconds to let them out 14 00:02:27,506 --> 00:02:30,175 before I have you banned from Fantasy Inmate for life. 15 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:38,517 Shame there's no points for unlikely animal friendships, 16 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,354 'cause I'm pretty sure the old bird and the old bat kissed and made up. 17 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,400 I am going to kill that bitch. 18 00:02:46,483 --> 00:02:48,819 My sister thought we made a truce. 19 00:02:49,611 --> 00:02:51,488 Dumb cunt. 20 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,408 I'm gonna take out Barb and her whole block. 21 00:02:54,491 --> 00:02:56,201 I would have done it right there, 22 00:02:56,285 --> 00:02:59,579 but that guard was all over us the whole time. 23 00:02:59,663 --> 00:03:02,958 Never looked away once, like some perv at a peep show. 24 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:05,794 You know, I think it's better this way, anyways. 25 00:03:05,877 --> 00:03:11,008 Play it cool, take our time, plan it right. 26 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,927 When Barb's least expecting it, we pounce. 27 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:18,223 Like a middle-aged mogul on a college intern. 28 00:03:18,307 --> 00:03:22,477 So we're gonna take out our dicks and jerk off on 'em? 29 00:03:24,021 --> 00:03:25,897 This is not a joke, Badison. 30 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:31,361 This... is... 31 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,030 War. 32 00:03:34,573 --> 00:03:36,783 Mmm, I like this piece of dark chocolate. 33 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,910 Definitely a yes. 34 00:03:38,994 --> 00:03:43,248 So, how many COs do you need for this little video of yours anyway? 35 00:03:43,332 --> 00:03:46,668 This little video is a key part of our corporate rebranding. 36 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:48,879 Oh, I'll want to shoot some of our inmates too. 37 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,672 Sorry, we don't do that anymore. 38 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:54,801 Cute. I'll, of course, want to audition them first, 39 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:56,485 in case they come off as serial killers. 40 00:03:56,511 --> 00:03:58,511 Actually, you want the serial killers. 41 00:03:58,512 --> 00:04:00,515 Sociopaths tend to be really good actors. 42 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:04,561 Just give me some of your better inmates in an assortment of colors. 43 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,146 One Benetton ad coming up. 44 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:09,608 I used to love their sweaters in high school. 45 00:04:09,691 --> 00:04:14,404 Speaking of fashion, the COs will be wearing these. 46 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:18,367 Seriously, this is how you plan to fix MCC's PR crisis? 47 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,243 With branded dickhead caps? 48 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,996 MCC does not exist anymore. We are PolyCon now. 49 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,708 So, you shoot a video, slap on a new name 50 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:30,462 and no one remembers your shoddy workforce started a riot? 51 00:04:31,046 --> 00:04:32,464 It's so much more than that. 52 00:04:33,298 --> 00:04:35,801 I've been working on our vertical integration for months. 53 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,345 And thanks to PolyCon's new PQ tracking software, 54 00:04:38,428 --> 00:04:41,932 I've already increased our profit margins by 12%. 55 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,019 Prisoner quotient score. Read your emails, Natalie. 56 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:48,980 You were supposed to input PQs for all of your inmates weeks ago. 57 00:04:49,064 --> 00:04:52,025 It's a work in progress, minding my p's and q's. 58 00:04:52,109 --> 00:04:53,610 Well, it better be. 59 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,696 Because we're making big changes around here. 60 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:59,324 I need your entire prison population ranked and on my desk in 36 hours. 61 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,090 How'd I think I could get into business school 62 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:12,254 when all of my accomplishments are full-on felonies? 63 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:17,634 What? I'm being ridiculous, I know. I'm being ridiculous. 64 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,303 - Piper. - What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. 65 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,638 What's going on with you? 66 00:05:23,473 --> 00:05:25,517 Nothing. Would you believe me if I said that? 67 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,103 No, I would not. Explain your weirdness. 68 00:05:28,186 --> 00:05:29,546 Badison's trying to steal my date. 69 00:05:29,604 --> 00:05:32,524 At first, I thought that she was all talk, but... 70 00:05:34,192 --> 00:05:35,569 this happened. 71 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:37,988 - Is that... - Heroin? Yes. 72 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,950 Okay, that's heroin and that is your hiding spot? 73 00:05:42,868 --> 00:05:44,202 I'm going to fucking kill her. 74 00:05:44,286 --> 00:05:46,872 No. See? This is why I didn't want to tell you. 75 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,457 Because I knew you'd wanna help. 76 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,333 - Piper... - I can handle this. 77 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,794 It's under control. I have a plan. 78 00:05:52,878 --> 00:05:54,325 Better than your current plan 79 00:05:54,326 --> 00:05:56,715 of hiding a baggie of heroin under your leg? 80 00:05:56,798 --> 00:05:59,342 I'm going to go to a friendly CO. 81 00:06:00,343 --> 00:06:02,888 I'm gonna explain the situation, turn over the drugs 82 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:08,310 and ask for them to put me in Ad Seg for my own protection. 83 00:06:08,393 --> 00:06:11,104 Or you can flush the fucking baggie and be rid of it. 84 00:06:11,188 --> 00:06:14,691 Oh, Badison's a textbook bully. That's how she stays in power. 85 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:17,486 Well, it's definitely not her winning personality. 86 00:06:17,569 --> 00:06:22,991 This baggie is the only proof I have of what Badison is doing to me. 87 00:06:23,074 --> 00:06:25,702 And I think she took my toothbrush and shoved it up her ass. 88 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:32,083 Piper, I love you, but you're really bad at plans. 89 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:34,127 You're gonna show this to some magical CO 90 00:06:34,211 --> 00:06:35,851 and he'll believe you? 91 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:38,715 You're in the wrong cell, Vause. That's a shot for each of you. 92 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:44,095 Oh, look, Piper, another friendly CO doing his job. 93 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,034 - Is it done? - What? 94 00:07:06,117 --> 00:07:07,869 What else? Frieda. 95 00:07:07,953 --> 00:07:09,412 Nah, it didn't work out. 96 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,561 We can't waste time worrying about her right now. 97 00:07:11,562 --> 00:07:13,166 We got bigger fish to fry. 98 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:16,336 Frieda's not a fish. She's our white whale. 99 00:07:16,419 --> 00:07:19,172 She could stand to lose a few, but I wouldn't go that far. 100 00:07:19,256 --> 00:07:22,217 You are the poster child for American ignorance. 101 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:24,970 And you're an old cunt who needs to piss off. 102 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:27,347 Carol, please, we have to talk. 103 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:31,351 Preferably someplace not in earshot of Whitey Bulger's love child. 104 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:34,104 Dang it, woman, you got borscht on the brain? 105 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:38,358 Frieda's yesterday's news. We're planning a war here. 106 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,373 Barb, welcome back. 107 00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:56,334 Sit down, Nicky. Sit down. 108 00:07:56,418 --> 00:07:58,712 - We got something important to tell you. - Uh-oh. 109 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:02,632 Important either means you're gay, getting divorced, 110 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:03,800 or the dog is dead. 111 00:08:04,968 --> 00:08:08,138 Unless this one's coming out as straight. I'd recommend a new haircut. 112 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,892 We are going to war with C-Block. 113 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:17,188 Oh. Uh, that seems awfully extreme. 114 00:08:17,272 --> 00:08:20,275 Anyone think of trying diplomacy? 115 00:08:20,358 --> 00:08:24,154 There have been too many fuckups lately. Too many. 116 00:08:25,322 --> 00:08:28,909 We've let ourselves get sloppy and weak. 117 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:31,453 Those Cunt-Blocks need to know who's boss. 118 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:35,123 And you three gals are my troop leaders on the front lines. 119 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:37,208 Sure hope nobody's got flat feet. 120 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:41,296 I have high arches and the reflexes of a feral cat. 121 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,173 That's terrifying. 122 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:46,551 Can we just focus up here, ladies? 123 00:08:46,635 --> 00:08:51,389 I need you three to go out there and recruit me some more soldiers. 124 00:08:51,973 --> 00:08:53,613 Stronger and meaner they are, the better. 125 00:08:54,976 --> 00:08:58,647 Some people think that brains are more important than brawn. 126 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:01,816 Not after they get their heads staved in with a shovel. 127 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,318 Then they aren't saying shit. 128 00:09:04,319 --> 00:09:07,739 Whatever we can use in a fight, we want it. 129 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,784 And please, don't skip over the new girls. 130 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:15,205 We gotta give those cookies a chance to earn their stripes. 131 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,623 Ain't that right, Nicky? 132 00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:36,518 There you are. 133 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,898 Uh... my shift doesn't start for another ten minutes. 134 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,067 Follow me. We need to talk. 135 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:51,491 We've got a problem, or more accurately, you do. 136 00:09:54,786 --> 00:09:56,026 Whatever's in there isn't mine. 137 00:09:56,079 --> 00:10:00,667 Is now. They're inmate files and there are six more boxes of them. 138 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:04,671 Apparently PolyCon wants them entered into this new computer system, 139 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:05,930 so they can generate some kind of 140 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:09,050 master list with everyone's rank on it. 141 00:10:09,134 --> 00:10:10,139 Kind of like high school, 142 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:12,512 except no one goes to Dartmouth when it's done. 143 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:13,835 How am I supposed to rank them? 144 00:10:13,888 --> 00:10:17,517 You're just the data entry monkey. 145 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,270 The algorithm does the work. 146 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,522 Calculating good behavior, severity of crime, 147 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:25,150 whether an inmate picks her nose or not. All relevant bullshit. 148 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,901 That's great! 149 00:10:26,902 --> 00:10:29,990 I'll send some guys down to grab the rest of the boxes. 150 00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:32,699 Shit, if knew you'd be so excited about data entry, 151 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:34,422 I would've had you do my Christmas cards. 152 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:44,669 I said, amen. D-Block kickball's here. 153 00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:47,338 There must be some Jesus in the atmosphere. 154 00:10:47,422 --> 00:10:48,798 - Yo! - I said, amen. 155 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:52,052 - Listen! Can you give it a rest? Please! - D-Block kickball's here... 156 00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:54,416 I can't concentrate with the yelling. 157 00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:56,391 Maybe if you'd let the Lord back into your heart, 158 00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:57,891 you'd have an easier time focusing. 159 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,977 Maybe if you shut the fuck up I won't cut your ass off the team. 160 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,897 Let's just say a silent prayer for our sister, Maria. 161 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:06,941 Yeah, go for it, I'm sure Jesus is real invested in our kickball. 162 00:11:07,025 --> 00:11:08,568 Like he ain't got nothing else to do. 163 00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:11,946 Oh, Christ! Fuck! 164 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,366 Huh. 165 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,786 All right, inmates. That's it, practice is done for today. 166 00:11:17,869 --> 00:11:20,038 - We just got here. - Can't you get another ball? 167 00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:23,124 You heard me. Everyone back to your blocks. 168 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:25,978 - That's not fair. - It's our time to be outside. 169 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:28,838 Settle down. Everyone settle down. 170 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,381 Everyone settle down! 171 00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:33,134 This is our time to be exercising outside. 172 00:11:33,218 --> 00:11:34,552 Everyone on the ground now! 173 00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:38,556 That's some bullshit. We didn't do nothing. 174 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,935 Shut the fuck up! All of you, shut your fucking mouths! 175 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:46,022 Hey, hey. Shit, McCullough. Somebody needs to take a chillaxative. 176 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:49,465 We should talk later. Maybe I can help you 177 00:11:49,466 --> 00:11:51,486 with some of that excess energy. 178 00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:55,949 Let's go, inmates! Back to your cages. Now! 179 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,789 What's that, inmate? 180 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:17,428 For those of you who are interested, 181 00:12:17,512 --> 00:12:19,019 tryouts for the corporate video 182 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,516 are starting now in the multipurpose room. 183 00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:32,819 Sorry. I'm not cutting... I'm not gonna go in. 184 00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:36,865 Hey, hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 185 00:12:36,948 --> 00:12:39,067 Relax, Chapman, I'm sure you're gonna make the cut. 186 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:41,035 They're short on white girls. 187 00:12:43,121 --> 00:12:46,541 Great job, Arwin. Thank you! You too! 188 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:51,379 It's not about the video. It's Badison. 189 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,508 She keeps doing things to me to try to give me extra time. 190 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:58,136 I know the only reason I can come to you 191 00:12:58,219 --> 00:13:00,555 is because people like me get a pass from authorities, 192 00:13:00,638 --> 00:13:02,849 which is on the one hand horrifying, 193 00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:06,853 but on the other... maybe will work in my favor. 194 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:09,022 At least I hope it does because... 195 00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:12,788 I need you to transfer me 196 00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:16,863 to Ad Seg so Badison can't steal my date. 197 00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:22,450 If I were you, I'd stop living in fear 198 00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:24,580 and start running towards the problem. 199 00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:27,874 Spend more time with Badison. Really get to know her. 200 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,210 Maybe she's not as bad as you think. 201 00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:33,004 It's like Dr. Phil says, 202 00:13:33,087 --> 00:13:35,632 "Enemies are friends you just haven't hugged yet." 203 00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:50,438 What do you think you're doing? 204 00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:52,982 My pedicure place was all booked, so... 205 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,610 I'm talking about you stealing Piper's date. 206 00:13:56,945 --> 00:13:59,656 You think I want that bitch in here longer? 207 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:03,159 You know she makes chewing sounds in her sleep? 208 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,371 I guess you do know that. Maybe you like that. 209 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:09,165 Oh, shut up, Badison. I'm not fucking around. 210 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,167 Oh. 211 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,587 Chapman must have a USDA prime-cut puss 212 00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:17,840 at the rate you're willing to step in front of bullets for her. 213 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:21,177 Look at you... 214 00:14:22,303 --> 00:14:26,975 trying to My Fair Lady yourself for her with higher education. 215 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:29,269 It beats a lifetime career as a second-rate thug. 216 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,271 "Second-rate"? 217 00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:35,275 Tell that to the girls I got sitting in the SHU right now. 218 00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:38,695 Or the two I got transferred to that piss-hole down in Kentucky. 219 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,321 And last year, there was this chick... 220 00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:42,490 I don't care about your r�sum�. 221 00:14:42,573 --> 00:14:46,244 I am asking you, as a human being, to leave Piper alone. 222 00:14:46,327 --> 00:14:51,082 Problem is, your girlfriend mouthed off to me in front of my crew. 223 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,408 And if I let her get away with it, 224 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:56,713 the whole system starts to fall apart. 225 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,048 Like District 12 in Hunger Games. 226 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,343 I get it. You have to reestablish dominance. 227 00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:03,906 Maybe there's some other lesson 228 00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:06,014 you can glean from a Jennifer Lawrence film 229 00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:08,141 that doesn't involve Piper getting extra time. 230 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,977 Yeah, I could. Yeah, but... 231 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:18,401 I... don't... like her. 232 00:15:20,903 --> 00:15:23,216 However, I might be willing 233 00:15:23,217 --> 00:15:27,201 to call off Piper's very unfortunate incident report 234 00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:31,080 if you agree to start working for me. 235 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:33,416 That's never gonna happen. 236 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,169 What's the matter? You don't wanna work for the big boss? 237 00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:41,674 Oh, please. Carol's the big boss. You're a fucking child. 238 00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:46,888 Well, I guess you two will have a few more years 239 00:15:46,971 --> 00:15:49,807 to lez it up together in Château Max. 240 00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:51,934 Which, in a way, is like I'm doing you a favor. 241 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,811 If I learned anything from Katniss and Peeta, 242 00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:56,731 that long-distance relationship shit sucks. 243 00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:58,816 Watch another movie, Badison. 244 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:06,115 PolyCon doesn't care about people. 245 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,410 Sorry, my bad. Give me a sec. 246 00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:17,001 PolyCon doesn't just care about people. 247 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:19,670 People are their bottom line. 248 00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:23,841 "Bottom." 249 00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:29,097 With a world-class staff and over 100 educational programs... 250 00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:32,392 I'm sorry, are they calling the book cart I push around 251 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:35,686 100 educational programs? 'Cause I haven't seen shit. 252 00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:40,108 Before serving time, I thought I didn't have a future. 253 00:16:40,191 --> 00:16:42,068 Now I know when I get out... 254 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:47,907 Oh. Who am I kidding? I know I have no future. I barely have a present. 255 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:51,577 Now I know when I get out, I'm staying out. 256 00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,622 "PolyCon is reducing... 257 00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,749 reshitavision"? 258 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,334 Recidivism. 259 00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,002 Reshitavism. 260 00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:03,047 If you want crappy things to stop happening to you, 261 00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:06,634 then you have to stop accepting crap and do something more! 262 00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:08,845 - Can you stay on script, please? - Oh. 263 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:12,223 That was Grey's Anatomy. Cristina Yang says it to Meredith. 264 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,101 Well, can you stay on my script? 265 00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:19,355 Thanks, PolyCon! 266 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,441 Thanks, PolyCon. 267 00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:24,152 Uh, you wanna try smiling when you do that? 268 00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:25,736 Nope. 269 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,364 I don't need to see anybody else. You got the part. 270 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,491 - For real? - No. 271 00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:32,255 Get out of here and stop wasting our time. 272 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,330 I need a coffee. Or four. 273 00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:41,043 God, I'm ready to eeny-meeny-miny-moe this shit 274 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,838 whenever you are, so... 275 00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:49,594 Jesus, I ain't ever seen nobody spend so much time in their room 276 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,054 since my brother got pubes. 277 00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:57,018 You better stay out there or the guards'll be up our asses. 278 00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:59,353 The COs leave me and my friends alone. 279 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:02,397 You see? 280 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,817 You in the right block now. 281 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,614 But just so you know, there's a war that's about to go down. 282 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,535 I thought you might want in, 'cause you got all that beef with C-Block. 283 00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:15,699 What are you talking about? 284 00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,915 D-Block versus C. Kickball. 285 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,959 Barb's got everyone gearing up. 286 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,629 Those pills must be really messing with your head 287 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,924 if you think that I want to fight in a fucking gang war. 288 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:32,094 Calm down. Calm down. I'll just tell her to leave you out. 289 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,056 No. Tell her to stop. Tell somebody. 290 00:18:35,139 --> 00:18:38,726 Daya... people could get killed out there. 291 00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,854 - That's kind of the point. - Oh. 292 00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:44,106 So now you're this big gangbanger, huh? 293 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,526 No, only when I need to be. 294 00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:48,945 How did that work out for you last time, Scarface? 295 00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:51,906 Things are different for me in here. 296 00:18:51,989 --> 00:18:55,368 You think I don't see you chasing after that Daddy chick 297 00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,787 like a lost little puppy dog? 298 00:18:58,663 --> 00:19:03,334 You need to wake up, Daya, okay? Before you get hurt. 299 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:08,631 Mmm-hmm. Yo, you wanna sit this one out? That's on you. 300 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:12,802 But if you tell anybody about this, I won't be able to protect you. 301 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,559 This isn't camp, mami. In here, I take care of you. 302 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,026 Uh, Sylvia... Good morning. Hey, wait up. 303 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:32,154 Mr. Caputo. If we'd known you'd be in town, 304 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,958 we wouldn't have prerecorded your testimony. 305 00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:37,702 I'm sorry. I thought I was moving, but it didn't work out. 306 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,621 I'm not sure the live show would've gone any better. 307 00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:42,081 You did what you could. 308 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,834 So, um, how is it looking for her? 309 00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,712 Based on the information you gave us, 310 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,797 we were able to hire another medical examiner 311 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,217 and her report contradicts the prosecutor's. That's promising. 312 00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:54,635 What does that mean for Taystee? 313 00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:57,432 Hard to say. Jurors usually glaze over 314 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:58,723 when presented with medical reports. 315 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,267 But if you had to give me the odds? 316 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,603 It doesn't work like that. 317 00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:06,147 For Christ's sake, I'm asking for a ballpark here. 318 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,982 The kid's life is on the line. 319 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,737 I'm very sorry. I'm a little emotional. Uh... 320 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,451 - Honestly, I'd say 50-50. - Shit. 321 00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:21,871 No, that's good. Coin-toss odds are good. 322 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,415 But there's a lot riding on her testimony tomorrow. 323 00:20:24,999 --> 00:20:27,627 If Taystee can make the jurors feel compassion for her, 324 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,755 then we may have a shot at winning this thing. 325 00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:32,756 If she doesn't? 326 00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,760 Let's hope she does. Do you mind? 327 00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:37,762 Please. Sorry. 328 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,519 Fuck those bitches for making McCullough lose her shit like that. 329 00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,483 What they did to you in the riot was bad enough. 330 00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:50,024 You can't let 'em fuck up the rest of your life too. 331 00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:51,400 What happened? 332 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,528 McCullough freaked out on the yard. Riot PTSD. 333 00:20:54,612 --> 00:20:58,282 Far as I'm concerned, all those twats should get the chair. 334 00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:00,117 New York does not have the death penalty. 335 00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:01,827 Yeah, but this is federal. 336 00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:05,539 - Still extremely rare. - That's a real goddamn shame, then. 337 00:21:05,623 --> 00:21:08,042 Especially 'cause the one who organized the thing, Jefferson, 338 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,752 her trial started. 339 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,671 Any word how it's going? 340 00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:16,092 Yeah, that one's a friend of yours. 341 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,344 Was. Back in the day. 342 00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,429 They want to give Jefferson a fair trial, 343 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,891 they should stand her up there naked, shove a baton up her ass, 344 00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:26,435 and then lock her in a tiny room that smells like shit. 345 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,199 I think we already do that last part, bro. 346 00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:31,148 Whatever. The baton should go up her ass. 347 00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:34,694 Shit, Dixon. Ever hear of the high road? 348 00:21:34,777 --> 00:21:37,947 Just paying 'em back for what they did to us. Fuck the high road. 349 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:41,409 Whose side are you on, anyways? Ours or your little BFF? 350 00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:44,245 Yeah, I told you, Jefferson and I aren't friends anymore. 351 00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:45,996 But she's still a person. 352 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,540 No, she ain't. 353 00:21:47,623 --> 00:21:51,502 And the second you start seeing those animals like that, you're fucked. 354 00:21:51,585 --> 00:21:52,585 True. 355 00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:56,674 But there are some good ones here and there. 356 00:21:56,757 --> 00:21:59,343 Well, this Jefferson bitch sure as fuck ain't one of 'em. 357 00:21:59,427 --> 00:22:00,720 Her ass is gonna fry. 358 00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,847 And me and you will have front row seats. 359 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,725 I swear, Dixon, we're gonna be so close, 360 00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:09,103 we'll be able to smell her back fat sizzle like bacon. 361 00:22:25,786 --> 00:22:28,456 Hello? Is someone in here? 362 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,423 Wheatly, if that's you smoking again, 363 00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:39,175 you know you owe me ten bucks. 364 00:22:45,306 --> 00:22:47,224 - What the fuck? - Shit. 365 00:22:47,308 --> 00:22:49,351 My, God! Fuck! 366 00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:53,063 Sorry. I thought you were someone else. 367 00:22:53,147 --> 00:22:55,357 It's fine. Don't worry about it. 368 00:22:58,486 --> 00:23:00,321 Heard they shook you out there. 369 00:23:00,404 --> 00:23:04,158 No. That was on me, not them. 370 00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:08,454 Doesn't seem like you forgive and forget so easy. 371 00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:15,586 Forget? 372 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,676 I wake up in sweat puddles from nightmares every night. 373 00:23:25,846 --> 00:23:28,140 I jump if I hear a loud noise. 374 00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:37,733 And I will never fucking forgive them. 375 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,194 I mean, shit, if I'd had a gun on me in that yard, 376 00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:43,072 I would have mowed them down without thinking twice about it. 377 00:23:44,114 --> 00:23:48,327 But those girls were just excited about playing kickball. 378 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:52,289 They are horrible people who have hurt me, 379 00:23:53,123 --> 00:23:56,043 and they're regular people who just want to play a game. 380 00:23:57,127 --> 00:23:59,630 Or get through the day. Or feel human. 381 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,468 And I just get so messed up when I can only see the horrible, 382 00:24:04,552 --> 00:24:07,137 which is pretty much all the time. 383 00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:13,435 But I don't know how to exist in the world with so much hate inside me. 384 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:22,027 Thanks. 385 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:41,797 Hey. 386 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,175 Brought you some snacks from the vending machine. 387 00:24:45,259 --> 00:24:49,138 Wasn't sure if you liked sweet or salty, so I got you one of each. 388 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,682 I ain't hungry. 389 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:56,270 I heard they hired a new medical examiner. 390 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,690 That should be good for your case, right? 391 00:25:01,191 --> 00:25:02,276 I guess. 392 00:25:06,697 --> 00:25:09,241 Taystee, I know what you're going through is rough. 393 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,477 But even if you're not feelin' it, you gotta turn it on now. 394 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,582 Hey, you gotta let them meet 395 00:25:16,665 --> 00:25:20,419 the smart, funny, caring, full-of-life Taystee. 396 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,589 The Taystee who deserves to be free. 397 00:25:24,673 --> 00:25:29,261 The Taystee that makes up spontaneous rap songs about badminton. 398 00:25:29,345 --> 00:25:32,097 It was croquet because it rhymes with Kanye. 399 00:25:32,181 --> 00:25:34,224 See that? That's what I'm talking about. 400 00:25:35,809 --> 00:25:39,563 How am I supposed to get a bunch of strangers 401 00:25:39,647 --> 00:25:43,317 to care about me when my own friend don't give a damn? 402 00:25:44,985 --> 00:25:47,738 Don't nobody give a damn about me. 403 00:25:49,239 --> 00:25:50,366 Jesus. 404 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,286 I quit my job over you. 405 00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:59,083 All those people in the gallery every day... 406 00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:02,503 they care what happens to you too. 407 00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:07,257 I bet you even Cindy does. 408 00:26:08,926 --> 00:26:12,221 Who knows what went on behind the scenes with her? 409 00:26:16,225 --> 00:26:18,185 You think this is what Poussey would have wanted? 410 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:22,815 That's right. I said her name. 411 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,609 I should have said her name. 412 00:26:27,361 --> 00:26:29,947 Taystee, you still got a chance. 413 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:35,285 What you say on that stand tomorrow matters a lot. 414 00:26:35,869 --> 00:26:39,331 So you gotta get in there and you gotta fight like hell for yourself, 415 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,875 just like you did during the riot. 416 00:26:44,712 --> 00:26:46,004 Who knows? 417 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,803 Maybe that jury will surprise you. 418 00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:59,017 But they're not gonna get the chance if you've already given up. 419 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,232 Tell me you haven't given up. 420 00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,824 - What the fuck? - Time's up. 421 00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:20,497 Yo, Hell-man... 422 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,376 wanna earn a quick three-hundy? 423 00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:27,629 I can only fit eight grams in one burrito. 424 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:29,381 If I start bringing in two burritos, 425 00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:31,585 it'll look suspicious on account of I'm not a fat-ass. 426 00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:35,971 This ain't about drugs. I need you to dirty up Chapman's record. 427 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,140 How dirty we talking? 428 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,977 Mmm. Maybe you catch her making brass knuckles 429 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,938 out of an old Preparation H tube? 430 00:27:45,022 --> 00:27:48,734 Or find a dime bag of weed in her cooch? Dealer's choice. 431 00:27:48,817 --> 00:27:53,655 So long as she gets, uh, another, say, two, three years. 432 00:27:54,448 --> 00:28:00,037 I'll take your money, but, uh, I also want something else. 433 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:07,377 It's been a while since I choked on a chubby, 434 00:28:07,461 --> 00:28:09,838 but it's like riding a bike, no? 435 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:15,177 Yeah, a fat, leaking, flesh-bike that rams into your tonsils. 436 00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:19,223 - It's all coming back to me now. - Not you. Ugh. 437 00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:22,184 I want Mulan and Jasmine over there. 438 00:28:23,977 --> 00:28:27,189 Someone's got a thing for Pan-Asian Disney princesses. 439 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:28,547 The year I turned 13, 440 00:28:28,548 --> 00:28:31,109 my little sister used to watch that shit on a loop. 441 00:28:31,193 --> 00:28:33,862 Interesting. Answer me this. 442 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:38,575 Do you go one on each side or is it more of an alternating suck? 443 00:28:38,659 --> 00:28:41,120 That's my business. We got a deal or what? 444 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:45,165 I think I can arrange your little feast from the East. 445 00:28:45,249 --> 00:28:47,960 But, so you know, Teng is a competitive swimmer 446 00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:49,403 and Chambal's from northern Maine. 447 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:53,882 So, you got more of an Ariel-Elsa situation, if you ask me. 448 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,469 You want your incident report, go get me my Oriental combo. 449 00:28:57,553 --> 00:29:03,267 Fine, but if I make this happen, price goes down to two-hundy. 450 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,230 Listen to you, bargaining like an Arab at a flea market. 451 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:10,274 Let's see you make it happen. 452 00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:12,734 Then I might be in a better mood to negotiate. 453 00:29:22,035 --> 00:29:24,163 So this is where you've been all day. 454 00:29:24,246 --> 00:29:26,081 Yeah, doing Fig's job for her. 455 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:29,585 New company directive. We turn all our inmate files into scores. 456 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,962 Sounds about right. 457 00:29:32,045 --> 00:29:35,048 Hey, I was wondering if I could get a personal day tomorrow. 458 00:29:35,132 --> 00:29:36,717 What for? 459 00:29:37,634 --> 00:29:38,634 It's personal. 460 00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:42,264 Yeah. You get your shift covered, the day's all yours. 461 00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:44,057 Good. Thanks. 462 00:29:44,141 --> 00:29:48,061 Sure must take a lot out of you, turning people into numbers. 463 00:29:48,145 --> 00:29:52,858 You know, once you get in the flow, 464 00:29:52,941 --> 00:29:54,818 it's actually kind of relaxing. 465 00:29:57,613 --> 00:29:59,740 Warm-ups. 466 00:30:04,119 --> 00:30:05,913 Hey, you came back. 467 00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:10,417 I can't stay. I need to talk to you about something important. 468 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,420 Me too. Is cumbia a type of music or a person? 469 00:30:14,004 --> 00:30:15,214 This is serious. 470 00:30:15,297 --> 00:30:16,798 Hola, amiga. 471 00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:19,343 Thought Badison told you not to show your face around here. 472 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,345 Hey, shut up. 473 00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:23,555 This class is open to everyone. 474 00:30:24,348 --> 00:30:25,724 All right, uh, what's up? 475 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,684 Talk to you later. 476 00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:32,940 Just 'cause you moved blocks don't mean we forgot you, Mendoza. 477 00:30:33,023 --> 00:30:35,817 Yeah, now we double-hate you, D-Bitch. 478 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:40,322 Hey! Hey... that was not cool, ladies. 479 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:43,075 Dance in the back of the class today and think about your behavior. 480 00:30:45,202 --> 00:30:47,788 What's the square root of 4,096? 481 00:30:47,871 --> 00:30:49,248 Sixty four. 482 00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:55,504 But thanks to PolyCon GED program, my options are infinite. 483 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,422 I sure hope I pass. 484 00:30:57,506 --> 00:31:01,051 I don't want normal and easy and simple. 485 00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:03,095 I want... 486 00:31:03,887 --> 00:31:05,222 I want... 487 00:31:05,847 --> 00:31:08,267 I want painful... 488 00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:12,854 difficult... devastating... 489 00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:14,398 Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 490 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:18,485 That is Olivia Pope from Scandal. 491 00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:20,279 I am trying to help here. 492 00:31:20,904 --> 00:31:23,782 Okay, let's just do it again. 493 00:31:23,865 --> 00:31:26,827 I thought being in this video would be less boring 494 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:28,426 than sitting in my cell all day, 495 00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:30,290 but I can admit when I'm wrong. Can I leave? 496 00:31:30,372 --> 00:31:34,042 If I have to be here, you have to be here. 497 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,961 Maybe if someone didn't keep fucking up... 498 00:31:36,044 --> 00:31:40,549 No. No, no. Um, I am playing the moment. 499 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:44,136 Okay, people. Hello. Okay. 500 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:49,141 You need to stick to the script. 501 00:31:49,933 --> 00:31:51,685 You, lose the sourpuss. 502 00:31:52,436 --> 00:31:53,645 And when you say your line, 503 00:31:53,729 --> 00:31:55,495 I need you to look up to the sky 504 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,691 and put your hands together in prayer. Okay? 505 00:31:57,774 --> 00:31:58,984 Not happening. 506 00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:01,028 You and God have a break-up? 507 00:32:01,111 --> 00:32:02,311 None of your fucking business. 508 00:32:02,362 --> 00:32:03,739 Um... 509 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:06,825 I'll do it. Or if you want, 510 00:32:06,908 --> 00:32:11,163 I can give it more of a, uh, Jewish vibe. 511 00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,915 Or Hindu. 512 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,500 You know, Buddhists just mostly sit, 513 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:19,380 but I do have a believable satanist. 514 00:32:19,463 --> 00:32:22,132 Why don't you say the lines as written, okay, Meryl Streep? 515 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,969 Let's get through this fucking thing already, please. 516 00:32:26,970 --> 00:32:28,347 You always so angry? 517 00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:29,973 Fuck off. 518 00:32:30,057 --> 00:32:31,892 It wasn't an insult. 519 00:32:31,975 --> 00:32:34,061 Rage can be very useful. 520 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,396 You wanna be useful? 521 00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:39,608 What are you talking about? 522 00:32:40,609 --> 00:32:43,236 D-Block's gearing up for battle, so if you want in... 523 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,198 - Why aren't we rolling? - I'm changing the battery. 524 00:32:46,281 --> 00:32:47,866 ... Daddy says now's your big chance. 525 00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:51,411 - All set. - Thank you. And action. 526 00:32:52,412 --> 00:32:54,873 What's the square root of 4,096? 527 00:32:54,956 --> 00:32:56,416 - Sixty-four. - Sixty-four. 528 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,294 Ah, dang it. Sorry. Sorry. 529 00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:06,259 Hey, you got my list? 530 00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:08,595 Yep. Hot off the presses. 531 00:33:08,678 --> 00:33:10,518 It was a pain in the ass, but they're all here, 532 00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:13,350 ranked in order from one to 635. 533 00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:15,936 - Excellent. - What's all this for anyhow? 534 00:33:16,019 --> 00:33:18,772 Some new PolyCon directive that has us replacing 535 00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:20,941 all the short-sentenced, well-behaved inmates 536 00:33:21,024 --> 00:33:23,902 with more violent long-termers who'll give us more bang for the buck. 537 00:33:23,985 --> 00:33:25,124 So corporate gets rich 538 00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:26,905 and we get stuck with the worst of the worst, huh? 539 00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:28,156 Basically, yeah. 540 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,826 Oh, and the top 25 on the list get released on Friday, 541 00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:33,787 so you'd better get going on that outtake prep. 542 00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:36,164 Dinner's on me if you have to stay late. 543 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:40,460 See, silver lining. Just keep it under 12 bucks. 544 00:33:46,007 --> 00:33:47,968 Fucking Carol. 545 00:33:49,136 --> 00:33:51,638 She has the attention span of a gnat. 546 00:33:51,721 --> 00:33:56,351 Wooing me with her card games and her deep-conditioning hooch. 547 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,812 And then one tiny setback... 548 00:33:58,895 --> 00:34:03,150 That last nose-break fixed my snoring. Have you noticed? 549 00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:04,985 You should be able to sleep like a baby now. 550 00:34:05,068 --> 00:34:07,446 How can I sleep knowing Frieda's in Florida 551 00:34:07,529 --> 00:34:11,324 living the life of Riley while I'm stuck in this cesspool, 552 00:34:11,408 --> 00:34:14,453 missing all the good years with my grandchildren? 553 00:34:14,536 --> 00:34:16,997 I find that the trick is to let go of your anger 554 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,708 and focus on what you have. 555 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:24,087 I lost my sense of smell, but I still have my smemories. 556 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,133 Like Pop-Pop's tater tot pie. 557 00:34:28,216 --> 00:34:30,635 Smells are not children. 558 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,514 My sniffer's never coming back. Your grandkids can still visit. 559 00:34:34,598 --> 00:34:37,225 I've been begging my son for months. 560 00:34:43,231 --> 00:34:45,775 Those babies were my one chance to get it right. 561 00:34:47,068 --> 00:34:49,905 They only love you when they're little, you know. 562 00:34:50,780 --> 00:34:54,493 And Frieda, she's taken all that away from me. 563 00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:58,663 Ten more years. 564 00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:00,540 And she got Carol 30. 565 00:35:00,624 --> 00:35:02,834 Yeah, which is three times worse. 566 00:35:02,918 --> 00:35:04,878 And look how well Carol managed to let it go. 567 00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:09,007 I should have known someone so petty couldn't be trusted. 568 00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:15,138 No, if I want Frieda dead... 569 00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:18,767 I'll have to do it myself. 570 00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:21,978 Or you could choose to be happy. 571 00:35:22,562 --> 00:35:25,398 Isn't it impossible to get into Florida anyway? 572 00:35:25,482 --> 00:35:29,694 Bin Laden was squirreled away in a Pakistani compound for ten years, 573 00:35:29,778 --> 00:35:32,447 but they eventually got to him, didn't they? 574 00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,575 Good on Obama for that one. 575 00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:40,497 The key is to stay vigilant and keep focused. 576 00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:42,457 Something Carol knows nothing about. 577 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,036 One minute she's with me, 578 00:35:44,037 --> 00:35:47,295 and the next she's only into her stupid gang war. 579 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:50,215 I really hope I'm out of here before that starts. 580 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,260 Oh, my poor girl. 581 00:35:55,095 --> 00:35:56,471 You don't know, do you? 582 00:35:57,597 --> 00:35:58,597 Know what? 583 00:35:58,598 --> 00:36:00,475 You're not getting out early. 584 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:05,146 That was Carol having her fun with you. 585 00:36:07,107 --> 00:36:11,319 That fucking bitch. 586 00:36:13,196 --> 00:36:16,575 Not so easy to let it go, is it? 587 00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:28,670 Hey, there's the famous radio DJ. How you doing, FYI Flava Flav? 588 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:32,591 It's actually DIY Fly Flaca, but pretty good, I guess. 589 00:36:32,674 --> 00:36:36,845 You know, I'm a big fan of the show. I never miss it. 590 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,139 - Mmm. - Um... 591 00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:43,435 Does Luschek still, uh, oversee that for you? 592 00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:48,982 If by "oversee," you mean sleeps in a chair nearby, then yeah. 593 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:53,528 You ever think about having guests on your show to mix things up a bit? 594 00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:56,364 Right now, I don't even have a cohost. 595 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,617 They're keeping Cindy overnight for Taystee's trial. 596 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:00,278 But even when she is here, she's all, 597 00:37:00,279 --> 00:37:02,621 "Wah, my guilt this, ow, my back that." 598 00:37:02,704 --> 00:37:05,165 Must be a Jewish thing. 599 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:08,501 You know what? 600 00:37:08,585 --> 00:37:12,422 If you want, I could cohost with you until she gets back. 601 00:37:12,505 --> 00:37:13,840 I'm very entertaining. 602 00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:15,759 You are? 603 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:18,762 Yeah, okay. Check this out. 604 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:23,767 What did the snail say on the back of the turtle? 605 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,479 Whee! 606 00:37:31,733 --> 00:37:34,361 Oh, you get it? 'Cause... 607 00:37:34,444 --> 00:37:39,157 We do more of a casual banter thing. You think you could do that? 608 00:37:39,741 --> 00:37:43,703 You kidding me? I could banter like I invented it. 609 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,253 Sorry, I've got the girls double-booked. 610 00:37:53,546 --> 00:37:56,341 That's okay. '80s bangs aren't really my thing. 611 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,140 Bonnie, Gail, give us a few minutes. 612 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,986 You got a lot of nerve, interrupting my beauty hour. 613 00:38:18,113 --> 00:38:19,906 You need to get Badison under control. 614 00:38:21,282 --> 00:38:23,868 Since when did you start telling me what to do? 615 00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:27,038 Since your minion became hell-bent on stealing Piper's date. 616 00:38:27,122 --> 00:38:29,582 So Badison's a shit-stirrer. 617 00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:33,503 She's like the fucking handheld blender of shit-stirring. 618 00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:35,463 Girl goes rogue every now and again, 619 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,716 but at the end of the day, she does what I need her to. 620 00:38:37,799 --> 00:38:41,261 Like bringing in those phones? Because that was actually my idea. 621 00:38:42,095 --> 00:38:45,014 The connection to Luschek? Mine. 622 00:38:45,098 --> 00:38:46,307 She never mentioned it. 623 00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:47,517 Of course she didn't. 624 00:38:48,351 --> 00:38:50,454 Badison's so desperate to be your top dog, 625 00:38:50,455 --> 00:38:53,190 she'll never give someone else credit. 626 00:38:53,773 --> 00:38:56,192 You're a very smart woman, Carol. 627 00:38:56,276 --> 00:38:58,653 I honestly don't know why you keep her around. 628 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:02,782 Maybe because she's so desperate to stay my top dog. 629 00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:04,200 And she's got her moves. 630 00:39:04,284 --> 00:39:06,911 Please! I had better moves in the eighth grade. 631 00:39:07,787 --> 00:39:08,955 By the time I was 21, 632 00:39:09,038 --> 00:39:12,333 I was moving 50 kilos of black tar through three continents. 633 00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:14,711 You still got connections? 634 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:16,838 That depends. 635 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,842 You gonna keep Badison from giving Piper more time? 636 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,803 You must really love this girl. 637 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:28,349 Yeah, I do. 638 00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:34,522 I do this for you... it means you're working for me now. 639 00:39:36,357 --> 00:39:38,026 Then I guess we have a deal. 640 00:40:05,845 --> 00:40:07,388 Hey, excuse me. 641 00:40:08,598 --> 00:40:09,918 You're head of the guards, right? 642 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:11,768 That's me. 643 00:40:12,769 --> 00:40:16,022 So if drugs are coming into the prison, you're responsible? 644 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,360 What do you mean? 645 00:40:22,362 --> 00:40:25,949 I mean that drugs are coming into the prison, 646 00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:29,953 and I'm here, as a good citizen... 647 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:32,162 to turn them in. 648 00:40:33,581 --> 00:40:36,459 Normally, I have no interest in any of this, 649 00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:40,964 but these drugs are being planted on me by my sociopathic cellmate, 650 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:43,883 who is determined to see me in here till eternity. 651 00:40:45,385 --> 00:40:46,511 Any idea where she got them? 652 00:40:46,594 --> 00:40:50,056 No... but girls talk. 653 00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:53,268 Especially to me. They just open up. 654 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:58,940 So, if you agree to protect me, I'd be more than happy to sniff around, 655 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,623 find out exactly who's bringing in what. 656 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,194 Appreciate the help. 657 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:06,865 Likewise. 658 00:41:14,956 --> 00:41:18,543 Ms. Jefferson, you were sentenced to Litchfield camp 659 00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:21,629 on a low-level, non-violent drug offense. Is that correct? 660 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:22,857 Yes, ma'am. 661 00:41:24,757 --> 00:41:28,303 Sorry. Uh, yes, I was. 662 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,388 And were you guilty of that crime? 663 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:35,518 Yes. That is why I pled guilty instead of going to trial. 664 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:43,318 Could you tell the members of the jury how that drug charge came about? 665 00:41:44,652 --> 00:41:46,529 Well... 666 00:41:46,613 --> 00:41:52,869 Um, when I aged out of group home, I didn't have nowhere else... 667 00:41:54,996 --> 00:41:58,374 Excuse me... anywhere else to live. 668 00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:02,253 So, I stayed with a lady dealer, who gave me a bed 669 00:42:02,337 --> 00:42:05,089 in exchange for me handling her account books. 670 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:08,217 Um, that's because I'm good at math. 671 00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:11,429 How many years did you live in a group home? 672 00:42:12,472 --> 00:42:17,226 Pretty much my entire life. Or at least for as long as I can remember. 673 00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:18,910 And what was that like for you? 674 00:42:18,978 --> 00:42:22,231 Objection. I don't see how Ms. Jefferson's childhood is relevant. 675 00:42:22,315 --> 00:42:23,441 I'm getting there. 676 00:42:23,524 --> 00:42:24,776 I'll allow it. 677 00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:30,156 I was asking, what was the group home environment like for you? 678 00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:32,116 Loud. 679 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,287 I mean, when you get eight or nine kids in a house, 680 00:42:36,371 --> 00:42:41,250 it's a lot of fighting. So, I was usually the one breaking it up. 681 00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:45,254 You know, the peacemaker. Or the referee. 682 00:42:45,338 --> 00:42:48,633 So your role as lead negotiator in the riot, 683 00:42:48,716 --> 00:42:50,635 that was a familiar one for you? 684 00:42:50,718 --> 00:42:52,095 Yes. Yes, it was. 685 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:55,640 Ms. Jefferson, why would you take on this leadership role in the riot 686 00:42:55,723 --> 00:42:59,185 when you could have very easily chosen not to participate? 687 00:43:01,396 --> 00:43:04,190 Well, I had a best friend once. 688 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:12,115 And the entire time I knew her, she never let me down. 689 00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:16,577 Uh, and then she was killed by a guard, 690 00:43:17,578 --> 00:43:19,330 uh, when she didn't even do nothing. 691 00:43:21,124 --> 00:43:22,709 Anything. 692 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:28,297 Uh, and even then, I never lost hope 693 00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:33,386 because when she was alive, my friend, Poussey, 694 00:43:33,469 --> 00:43:37,390 she never did, even when life was rough. 695 00:43:37,473 --> 00:43:41,811 So I chose to participate in the riot 696 00:43:41,894 --> 00:43:46,024 because I wanted justice for her death. 697 00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:53,239 So your best friend was killed by a guard... 698 00:43:53,948 --> 00:43:56,534 and yet you weren't seeking revenge? 699 00:43:56,617 --> 00:43:57,618 No. 700 00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:00,913 I never wanted anybody else to die. 701 00:44:01,914 --> 00:44:07,295 All I wanted was for the person who killed my friend 702 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:09,881 to be up here where I am now, 703 00:44:09,964 --> 00:44:12,216 telling you why he murdered... 704 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,471 Why he murdered an innocent person, 705 00:44:18,139 --> 00:44:21,934 instead of me, explaining why I didn't kill a guilty one. 706 00:44:39,368 --> 00:44:40,495 Scram, losers. 707 00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:50,087 Hey, Carol. 708 00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:53,633 Sure you want to frizz up your new 'do with all this humidity? 709 00:44:53,716 --> 00:44:55,468 What the fuck is wrong with you? 710 00:44:55,551 --> 00:44:58,471 Chasing after Chapman on the playground when we're gearing up for war? 711 00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,598 Ever heard of multitasking? 712 00:45:00,681 --> 00:45:03,851 Seems to me you can't even do the one fucking job I gave you. 713 00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,853 Vause told me the phones were her idea 714 00:45:05,854 --> 00:45:08,190 and using Luschek as our pipeline. 715 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:11,567 Ideas are like assholes. 716 00:45:11,651 --> 00:45:14,028 We all got 'em and most of 'em stink. 717 00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:15,988 Doesn't matter who thought of what. 718 00:45:16,072 --> 00:45:18,324 I'm the one on the ground running this thing. 719 00:45:18,407 --> 00:45:19,867 Not anymore, you're not. 720 00:45:20,868 --> 00:45:24,789 You're cutting me loose? In the middle of a freakin' war? 721 00:45:24,872 --> 00:45:28,417 No. It's never a good idea to change horses midstream. 722 00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:30,850 That's why I'm pairing you up with Vause. 723 00:45:30,851 --> 00:45:33,548 Double the flavor, double the fun. 724 00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:37,510 No, forget it. I ain't working with her. 725 00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:41,097 Keep mouthing off and you'll be working for her. 726 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:45,768 And if I catch you trying to steal Chapman's date, 727 00:45:45,852 --> 00:45:47,854 or messing with her in any way... 728 00:45:49,564 --> 00:45:52,984 you can bet your pasty white ass there'll be consequences. 729 00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,574 Hurry, we have two more scenes to go. 730 00:46:04,287 --> 00:46:05,621 Um... 731 00:46:05,705 --> 00:46:07,665 - Hey, Luschek. - Hey. 732 00:46:07,748 --> 00:46:09,417 - Where you going? - Um... 733 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,918 Are you wearing mascara? 734 00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:13,379 It's manscara. 735 00:46:13,462 --> 00:46:16,007 It turns out I'm the, uh, diversity hire for the video. 736 00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:17,890 Don't worry, Alvarez'll take good care of you. 737 00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:19,468 Hello, let's keep it moving. 738 00:46:19,552 --> 00:46:21,846 We're already way behind schedule. Come on. 739 00:46:21,929 --> 00:46:23,514 Listen, I got to talk to you. 740 00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:25,641 Just write me a note. 741 00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:32,148 Stupid video. Can you believe they didn't ask me to be in it? 742 00:46:32,231 --> 00:46:34,442 Maybe they thought I'd be too distracting. 743 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:37,486 Yeah, like, "Who's that hot girl in that lame video?" 744 00:46:38,404 --> 00:46:41,032 I could use some help over here. 745 00:46:41,115 --> 00:46:42,408 I'll do it. 746 00:46:42,491 --> 00:46:44,952 Um, you want to help us? Get us some water. 747 00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,622 I can't leave you unsupervised. 748 00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,196 How are we supposed to talk 749 00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:51,876 for two straight hours if our throats get dry? 750 00:46:51,959 --> 00:46:54,086 Fine. I'll be back in a second. 751 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:56,839 But technically, it's a minute-four, round trip, 752 00:46:56,923 --> 00:46:58,716 plus the time it takes to fill the water. 753 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:00,718 Um... excuse me. 754 00:47:07,141 --> 00:47:09,852 - Where are you going? - Yeah, I'll be right there. 755 00:47:36,337 --> 00:47:39,173 Let's go, Reznikov. You're late for visitation. 756 00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:41,133 I'm not expecting anyone. 757 00:47:41,217 --> 00:47:43,094 There's a couple of screaming babies in there 758 00:47:43,177 --> 00:47:45,596 and their parents just gave me your name. 759 00:47:47,556 --> 00:47:48,724 I can't believe it. 760 00:47:51,352 --> 00:47:52,812 He brought my grandchildren. 761 00:47:52,895 --> 00:47:54,981 See, what'd I tell you? 762 00:47:55,064 --> 00:47:58,025 The universe delivers a bounty as soon as you let things go. 763 00:47:58,109 --> 00:48:00,909 The universe doesn't give a fuck about any of you. Look where you live. 764 00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:04,198 Even you can't ruin this for me. 765 00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:06,742 - The day is still young. - Eh. 766 00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:16,002 Hey, guys, I'm calling off the whole Hellman thing. 767 00:48:16,085 --> 00:48:18,504 That's an ixnay on the BJ. Got it? 768 00:48:18,587 --> 00:48:20,631 Tell that to my dick breath. 769 00:48:20,715 --> 00:48:22,341 Aftertaste's even worse. 770 00:48:22,425 --> 00:48:24,969 How did you blow him already? It's not even noon. 771 00:48:25,052 --> 00:48:27,431 Oh. I used to be a big procrastinator. 772 00:48:27,432 --> 00:48:29,515 Then I read this book, Eat the Frog. 773 00:48:29,598 --> 00:48:31,267 You read a book about sucking dick? 774 00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:33,185 It's about procrastination. 775 00:48:33,269 --> 00:48:35,103 Says if you do your worst task first, 776 00:48:35,104 --> 00:48:37,314 rest of the day's easy in comparison. 777 00:48:37,398 --> 00:48:40,484 Shit. You didn't see where Hellman went, did you? 778 00:48:40,568 --> 00:48:42,945 Nope, but I saw where he came. 779 00:48:43,029 --> 00:48:46,407 Yeah, you owe me some mouthwash, bitch. 780 00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,747 Hey, boss, got a new incident report, 781 00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:55,583 but all the file boxes are messed up. What should I do with it? 782 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,334 Just give it to me. 783 00:49:27,406 --> 00:49:30,076 Baba is coming. You wanna talk to her? Wanna talk to Baba? 784 00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:31,786 You never met your grandkids before? 785 00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:34,580 The baby is still little and Kolya's only three. 786 00:49:34,663 --> 00:49:37,166 Or is it four? I've lost track. 787 00:49:37,249 --> 00:49:39,418 My God, I don't even know what he likes. 788 00:49:39,502 --> 00:49:42,463 Probably trucks and trains, if he's anything like his father. 789 00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:44,548 I wonder if he even speaks Russian. 790 00:49:45,633 --> 00:49:48,052 Will he know to call me "Baba"? 791 00:49:48,135 --> 00:49:50,513 Oh, who cares. Let him call me "Grandma" if he wants. 792 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:53,224 All right, inmates, you're up. 793 00:50:03,609 --> 00:50:04,609 What the hell, lady? 794 00:50:05,611 --> 00:50:08,531 Look me in the eye, coward. 795 00:50:08,614 --> 00:50:11,826 Back off. Out of the way. Out of the way! 796 00:50:11,909 --> 00:50:15,788 You were my friend. How could you? 797 00:50:15,871 --> 00:50:17,248 Reznikov! 798 00:50:17,331 --> 00:50:20,042 You're off to the SHU. You ruined things all on your own. 799 00:50:20,126 --> 00:50:21,418 I trusted you, Frieda! 800 00:50:21,502 --> 00:50:25,005 And you threw me to the wolves like a bag of old meat. 801 00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:29,385 And for what? Better TV and some extra pudding cups? 802 00:50:36,392 --> 00:50:39,145 Any minute. She's coming. 803 00:50:59,415 --> 00:51:04,086 I came here today because, um, I thought that I could trust a guard. 804 00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:10,342 But these COs, they don't give a shit about protecting any of us. 805 00:51:10,426 --> 00:51:13,804 The truth is that they want us to fight 806 00:51:13,888 --> 00:51:16,724 because they're playing some sick game with us 807 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:20,227 where they score points for everything that we do. 808 00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,730 Like the time that you had a fight with your bunkie, 809 00:51:22,813 --> 00:51:26,650 or the one time, right, that you may have puked in the sink. 810 00:51:26,734 --> 00:51:30,946 These fuckers... These fuckers score points from that. 811 00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:34,241 And we're too busy trying to kill each other to even notice. 812 00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:38,162 I mean, fuck, mamas, what are we doing to ourselves? 813 00:51:38,245 --> 00:51:40,748 No, wait. 814 00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:43,000 Goddamn, open this door right now. 815 00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:44,654 No. We're destroying ourselves 816 00:51:44,655 --> 00:51:47,838 while they cheer us on from the sidelines. 817 00:51:47,922 --> 00:51:50,090 Listen, I'm not saying 818 00:51:50,091 --> 00:51:51,926 that we gotta be best friends or nothing like that, 819 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:55,054 but, you know, for once, can't we just stop this shit 820 00:51:55,137 --> 00:51:58,807 with the blue versus khaki, and just... 821 00:51:58,891 --> 00:52:03,395 I don't know, man, be... be on the same side for once? 822 00:52:04,271 --> 00:52:06,440 That was dope. Seriously. 823 00:52:07,816 --> 00:52:10,819 I'm gonna let him in and then you gotta say all that shit on the air. 824 00:52:10,903 --> 00:52:11,904 Wait. What do you mean? 825 00:52:11,987 --> 00:52:15,324 Well, the guard has to come in and use their key to turn that switch. 826 00:52:15,407 --> 00:52:17,159 But that was a great warm-up. 827 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:24,375 What's going on in here? 828 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,961 Honestly, uh, I have no idea. 829 00:52:27,044 --> 00:52:28,045 She's telling the truth. 830 00:52:28,128 --> 00:52:30,839 She don't know nothing. I was the one that closed the door. 831 00:52:31,465 --> 00:52:33,175 Go back to your cell, inmate. 832 00:52:36,178 --> 00:52:40,057 Look. Look what I found. Your scoresheets. 833 00:52:40,641 --> 00:52:43,352 You sick fuck. You know what? 834 00:52:43,435 --> 00:52:46,355 Everyone is gonna find out what you're doing. 835 00:52:46,438 --> 00:52:48,480 Well, they won't be hearing it from you 836 00:52:48,481 --> 00:52:52,403 because you are going to the SHU. 837 00:53:18,137 --> 00:53:19,430 I fixed it. 838 00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:21,331 What do you mean? 839 00:53:21,348 --> 00:53:23,726 You know how you said going to a CO wouldn't work? 840 00:53:24,393 --> 00:53:29,189 Well, the trick was going above their heads 841 00:53:29,273 --> 00:53:31,442 to the big boss, Hopper. 842 00:53:31,525 --> 00:53:33,861 I explained the situation to him and I promised him 843 00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:38,699 that I would give him intel on inter-prison goings-on, 844 00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:41,201 and it worked. 845 00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:43,495 I just walked through the common area 846 00:53:43,579 --> 00:53:48,417 and Badison walked around me. 847 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,045 - I think she even kind of smiled. - Mmm. 848 00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:54,381 That's creepy. It's good, but it's creepy. 849 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:58,385 Now we can spend the rest of our time in here without living in fear. 850 00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:01,764 Nice job. I'm glad it all worked out. 851 00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:05,309 I love you so much. 852 00:54:06,894 --> 00:54:08,312 I love you too, Pipes. 853 00:54:08,395 --> 00:54:09,855 Now what about that grad school app? 854 00:54:09,938 --> 00:54:14,026 Because I was thinking, the trick is to put the right spin on it. 855 00:54:14,109 --> 00:54:17,821 Like, instead of saying "former drug dealer," 856 00:54:17,905 --> 00:54:23,827 we could say that you were VP of sales and distribution 857 00:54:23,911 --> 00:54:27,247 for Kubra Industries Worldwide. 858 00:54:28,248 --> 00:54:31,293 Very doublespeak creative. I like it. 859 00:54:31,377 --> 00:54:34,838 But, alas, you are too late. I already sent it in. 860 00:54:35,422 --> 00:54:37,662 You ate the frog. Didn't I tell you that was a good book? 861 00:54:37,716 --> 00:54:40,803 Oh, you ate the application frog! 862 00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,639 You better be careful or we'll get shots again. 863 00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:55,943 You like it? 864 00:54:57,194 --> 00:54:58,362 Oh, yeah. 865 00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,657 She's... She's a beauty. 866 00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:03,951 Good. 867 00:55:05,661 --> 00:55:08,122 Kickball game's in two days. 868 00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:10,958 You need to make enough of these for all the girls. 869 00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:14,837 Vause get one too? 870 00:55:17,089 --> 00:55:21,552 Let her handle the business front. I only give weapons to my warriors. 871 00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:16,773 But thanks to PolyCon GED program, my options are infinite. 872 00:56:16,857 --> 00:56:19,651 The state of Connecticut is going to eat it up. 873 00:56:19,735 --> 00:56:21,737 They love seeing black people learning in prison. 874 00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:24,781 It makes them feel like they're helping, but also that they're safe. 875 00:56:26,241 --> 00:56:27,242 Excuse me. 876 00:56:27,326 --> 00:56:29,661 You give those early release files to the parole board yet? 877 00:56:29,745 --> 00:56:32,206 No, I haven't had time to review them. 878 00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,124 Good. Uh, I gotta make an update. 879 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:38,003 Well, you better hurry up because it's due in 14 minutes. 880 00:56:38,587 --> 00:56:41,715 Take your time. We're gonna be here a while. 881 00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:43,091 Watch this one. 882 00:56:43,175 --> 00:56:46,178 This is like that Michelle Pfeiffer movie where she's the teacher. 883 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:52,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net